On the one hand, we’re totally in favor of whoever is running txcourts.gov making opinions appear the same day they’re issued. It hasn’t happened for the last 2+ years, but yay for timeliness.
And we’re also okay with seeing it happen sometime other than 3-6 am the next day (a time we’ve noted due to the general unlikelihood of being awake during those hours).
But if you want to see ~150 pages of substantive opinions made public at one time, please allow us to introduce you to the last Friday in August.
Gonna read ’em. Just not right now.